Imagine the anxiety felt when the light bulb was invented. Gas lights and candles were replaced with delicate glass bulbs with a carbon filament that resembled a fishing fly. The bulbs needed fixtures, and the fixtures needed electricity, and the electricity needed receptacles inside the house that connected to wire outside the house through which electricity traveled. Don’t even ask how that was done. Connect them all together and you had light. Mind boggling for folks back in 1879.

So simple, so complex.

Fast forward to 2011. Can you imagine being charged to use electricity in a guest room? Of course not. It, along with the sink, the toilet, and the bed, are obvious standards included in the cost. Yet, despite the Internet’s ubiquity, there are places (surprising places) where hotels continue to charge for this basic standard of everyday modern living.

Mind boggling.

Travelers have long lamented hotel connection fees. Their frustration fuels social media travel channels. So much so that every year for the past seven years, HotelChatter.com publishes the annual Hotel WiFi Report.

While some hotels have relinquished this nugget of “revpar” in return for happy customers, others hold on, devising ways to finagle the $9, $15, $20 or more per day charge to connect. Become a loyalty club member, stay 50 nights, book this or that and you may be rewarded with free WiFi. It is dangled out there as if it is the hotel’s to give.

For today’s market, it is as ludicrous as “Want air conditioning? Become a loyalty club member!”

Then there is the comical yet sad “free lobby access.” There is nothing more pathetic than watching guests in an upscale hotel schlep their equipment to the exquisitely appointed hotel lobby, then scamper around to find a place they can get comfortable and login.

In speaking with some hotel chums about the charge, it is apparent Internet fees are a no no subject. Kind of like asking what color underwear you have on. Makes you uncomfortable.

Obviously no hotelier still charging wants to give a straight answer because there is only one answer. Revenue.

So Hotels Want To Make Money? So What?

There is nothing wrong in making profit. Without it, what’s the point? Aside from Gordon Gecko’s “Greed is good,” how that profit is made is what the dance is all about.

Remember hotel telephone charges? With improved cellular service, landlines are dinosaurs hotel guests no longer need. No one is going to pay to dial 9.

Contemporary circumstances have the travel industry on its knees as it struggles to make money and offer value. Customers have increasingly tight budgets and demand better bang for the buck. Put the two together and it’s more than a dance, it’s a bullfight.

Nickel and diming is salt on the wound.

Take the airline industry. It is a now a Chinese menu, charging for everything from checking in curbside to legroom to pillows and blankets. We even pay to bring luggage on a trip.

Mind boggling.

Why frustrate customers? You wouldn’t give guests the option of paying $10 to use their guest room toilet or use the one in the lobby for free, right? Right.

Charging for Internet service in 2011 reminds me of the movie “Baby Boom” with Diane Keaton. After being charged up the wazoo caring for her 200 year old Vermont farm house, she loses it when the plumber tells her the well is dried up and it will cost another $9,000 to bring water to the house. “I don’t want to know where the water comes from, I just want to turn on the faucet and have it come out!!!!” Right after this, she passes out.

Remind you of anyone?

Hotel A Charges, Hotel B Does Not

So why do some hotels, many inexpensive brands, offer free WiFi and others, many expensive brands, charge?

One industry exec who asked to be anonymous explained it this way: “It’s like at XYZ cheap hotel when you don’t pay for Internet, but at XYZ luxury hotel you do. The luxury hotel charges because the expectation level of the type of Internet access you get in a cheap hotel is very low, where as when you go to a luxury hotel, expectation is higher, so costs to deploy that are higher to ensure you have a good quality solution.”

Huh?

During a recent business trip to New York my brother stayed at a luxury hotel with a Central Park South address. He needed to check in for his flight and was sent to the business center where he had to swipe a credit card to get Internet access. Five minutes and $11 dollars later his connection timed out while he tried to locate an account number. It gets better. When he inquired about the charge the desk agent said, “Oh, you get free access if you go to an airline site.” Smile. Head tilt.

Oh, okay. It’s free to check airlines, but the exact same service access is charged if you went online for any other need.

I read another explanation by a UK hotel GM. He explained that if they didn’t charge for Internet access “Every snot nosed kid staying here would be online playing games and perverts would be on porn sites.”

Mind boggling.

Yet there are many hotels, even “nice” hotels that don’t charge. For instance, the Kiawah Island Resort. “We don’t charge for any Internet service,” said Mike Vegis, Public Relations Director.  “We have free WiFi throughout the hotel which we just upgraded in all hotel rooms and meeting rooms. Any number of users can be online without a degradation of service.” Mike continued by adding “We don’t have any plans to ever charge for Internet service. I know how frustrating it is. I was recently in Atlanta for the PGA Championship and stayed at a upscale hotel that charged $10/night for Internet access  (to plug in, not even WiFi). I wasn’t happy. I went across the street to a restaurant and used there.  It really put a bad taste in my mouth for that hotel.”

Three-quarters of luxury and “upper upscale” hotel chains — segments that include brands such as Four Seasons, Hilton and Marriott — charge for in-room Internet access, according to the American Hotel & Lodging Association 2010 Lodging Survey conducted by STR Global.

In comparison, just 2% of full-service midrange hotel chains — a segment that includes brands such as Holiday Inn — ask you to pay a fee for surfing the Web in your room, the survey found.

CNN Travel

As for the security issue. Charge or no charge, public access is still an open line.

Hotels charging for Internet service is a touchy subject. Today, customers are more than likely to travel with smartphone, tablet and laptop. It is a way of life, not an upscale convenience. Hotel companies should make it priority one to find a way to stop pinching their guests. I assure you, the ones that do will stand out from the crowd. Give customers a reason to be loyal time and again. Think value. Sell features and benefits of a well-priced room. Traveling is stressful enough, don’t add fuel to that fire. Be user friendly.

So simple, so complex.

A future post focuses on convention hotels and Internet access charges for meeting groups. Hold onto your ear buds.

Mind boggling.

Additional links on subject:

WorldHum.com (Photo Free WiFi zone courtesy of site)

The Price of Staying Connected – New York Times

The Increasingly Ridiculous Cost of Hotel Internet Access - Huffington Post

Ridiculous or Not, Wireless Hotel Charges That Make You Want to Stay Home – Elliott

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I should have known when the rep on the phone Sunday was barely understandable. Always a bad start.

We couldn’t resist signing up for the FREE NFL Sunday Ticket with Direct TV this year. Normally $300+ for a season, we had to bite.

As my husband was tugging at me like a child last Sunday, salivating for the NFL Sunday Ticket, I make the call. He would have done so himself, but he is a professional drummer and sometimes has trouble hearing on the phone. If you think this story below is bad, imagine how much worse it would be if you had hearing difficulties. Good God.

So I get on the phone with a girl at Direct TV. She gets me all set, then tells me I will be  transferred to set-up the phone and internet.

My first jolt of uneasiness.

I am buying a bundle, can’t I speak with one person? But, okay.

The CenturyLink rep I get transferred to has a difficult-to-understand accent and sounded like a robot. When we got to the discussion of the internet installation he said a modem would be shipped. Did I want a modem/router or just a modem? I said I had a router. He said fine, a standard modem would be shipped within 48 hours and we would be informed of our installation date.

By Wednesday, still no modem. I checked my personal email and saw a confirmation from All Connect that CenturyLink was scheduled to install on 9/2/2011. However, the appointment time was blank. Hmmm. I call the “bundle” phone number to inquire about the modem and appointment time. This guy tells me the modem will be there that day (Wed) and my appointment time could be 8-12 or 12-4, what did I prefer? I say 8-12.

At 7:30 this am, I realize I need to call because, you guessed it, the modem was still not here. Did Hurricane Irene wash it away? [click to continue…]

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OMG Is Now A Word

by Cathy Ann Sauer

New generations all have one thing in common. Change.

These “culture adjustments” span from brilliant to embarrassing. Remember leisure suits? I knew someone, a guy, who had a three piece one. In mauve. In a nonflammable material.

We divorced after two years.

Thankfully, some changes are merely fleeting trends.

But words, specifically slang words, can define a generation for years to come and even morph into a complete new meaning. Take bird. Used as a noun in each of the examples below:

An old man

A pretty woman

An aircraft

A middle finger

And of course, a bird.

Unlike any generation before, the English language today is slowly being reduced to dialogue expressed in 140 or 160 characters and less. So much for the age of “social engagement.” [click to continue…]

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The hype that reverberated off the Casey Anthony trial was both horrific and humbling. Young, attractive mother, dysfunctional family, webs of lies, screaming attorneys, media vultures, the lunatic fringe, spectators lining up at 4:00 am – trampling each other to get a seat in the courtroom, and the unanswered questions surrounding the death of a precious two year old girl. The nation sat riveted by the drama as it paraded out a cast of characters that had television crime writers biting their nails. [click to continue…]

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It’s An App, App, App World

July 7, 2011

It seems like just a few short years ago, an app was a novelty. Now we are drowning in them. Reminds me of the Beany Baby craze. But instead of furry creatures tumbling out of your closet, apps are multiplying in your smartphone and tablet. You can almost hear them in there, like gremlins.Tweet Share

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CEO’S Role In Corporate Communication

June 15, 2011

I just read another great post on the MarketWire ChannelM Blog by Paolina Milana. Aside from being Marketwire’s EVP of Marketing/Media/Editorial Operations, she is a terrific writer with razor sharp insight on the communicator’s role in a social media society. Read more about her here. This post was covering the author’s moderation of an IABC [...]

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In A Disaster, Hotels Must Have A Social Media Communication Plan

June 6, 2011

In 2011 we are more than aware that we live in a dangerous world. The term “disaster” streams through communication channels on a regular basis. Whether it be terrorism, Mother Nature, or corporate carelessness, disasters, like roaches, are never going away. They appear suddenly and, in most cases, without warning. Is your hotel ready?Tweet Share

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National Small Business Week – Hooray!

May 18, 2011

We, the little people, are being celebrated this week. And we deserve it. Small business is the heart of the American Dream. Our culture is similar to that of snappy little dogs convinced they are bullmastiffs. That is the stuff of small business.Tweet Share

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Osama bin Laden, Will & Kate, and Silo Marketing…?

May 11, 2011

Yeah, it’s a stretch. But I have been working on a draft about silo marketing and it occurred to me that these recent events are relevant to the subject. Work with me. The exquisite timing and teamwork demonstrated by the Royal Wedding and the United States assassination of Osama bin Laden are textbook examples of [...]

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Google Is Searching For Your Story

April 19, 2011

Every time I have the time to surf and search the blogosphere, there are so many new techniques to learn. Hundreds of them. Too many to absorb in one sitting, so I catalog all the little treasures into folders until there’s time to investigate further. Today I found one that begged for immediate attention. Thanks [...]

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